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About Napalm Enema Records:
Napalm Enema Records is dedicated to releasing the finest quality Acid and Analog
Electronica music and raising awareness of environmental issues. NER is operated
by an Acid music lover in BC, his Disco chick, an anonymous partner in London,
and a partner in New York. The label serves many functions, and is an Acid Test
for both Acid music artists and Acid fans.
NER intends to provide more opportunities for Acid House/Techno/Rave artists to
have their music released. Acid music made with the classic sounds of the TB-303
and other vintage Roland analog synths and drum machines is the origin of most
modern electronic dance music. This excellent, ever-fresh style is gaining a new
generation of fans.
In addition to Acid, NER promotes other interesting, innovative analog
Electronica, from Jungle mashups and IDM/Braindance (Innovation in the Dynamics of
Acid) to Experimental analog sounds.
NER endeavors to offer the finest quality electronic music at a reduced price, in
an innovative and environmentally conscious way. In addition, NER works towards
raising awareness of, and funding for environmental issues.
We at Napalm Enema Recordings bring you only best creative electronic music,
wonderfully mastered, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE PACKAGING WE CAN MANAGE. These days
anyone can take their Photoshopped cover art to the printer across the street to
cheaply and easily produce professional packaging consisting mostly of massive
amounts of glossy colored papers which are wasteful and harmful to the
environment. Then it is shrink-wrapped in yet more unnecessarily wasted plastic,
why? So you can know you were the first to open your CD, is it worth it for the
waste? We at Napalm Enema Recordings don’t think so!
Almost everything we buy is overpackaged with extra and unnecessary plastic,
glossy printed boxes along with many other recyclable and non-recyclable
materials. We at Napalm Enema Recordings say, “FOR THE LOVE OF *&^%$& STOP THE
SENSELESS WASTE!!! Let’s stop producing, using, and supporting the production of
unecessary materials that serve little or no purpose before being thrown away as
waste. To do this, we must break the belief that such things are necessary, and
break the cultural habit we have of using them and producing unnecessary amounts
of waste without caring that we are doing so, or worse, caring, but still not
doing anything about it.
The music industry has many problems that result in either good music being
unavailable, and/or overpriced. Why should you, the listener, pay extra for
fancy artwork and complex wasteful packaging? At Napalm Enema Recordings, each
unit of music is spontaneously decorated and prepared out of limited common
household waste materials.
We use only the finest Type I Normal Cassette tapes for our "Grand Audio Cassette
Collection" (or GACC, for short) releases, and only the finest Avery white labels
obtainable from any stationary store. Our CD sleeves are made from cereal boxes.
You can see the cereal box printing on the inside of the sleeve when you take the
disc out, which is one of our ways of raising awareness. We use only the finest
recycled cardboard boxes for our inserts and "Box Sets." Each is hand cut,
labelled and decorated by our special staff of children and retards.
Just kidding, sort of. For our staff we hire only the most desperate young white
males because they are the cheapest labour available. They will work for next to
nothing because they form a sort of “3rd world” within the “1st world” (see the
entire Myspace Music section for a complete list of such individuals. If we don’t
hire them, what will become of them?).
We at Napalm Enema Recordings ultimately use this outrageously, unthinkably
rebellious packaging system to draw attention to the ever growing need to address
Environmental issues. Therefore, we hope to work closely with businesses,
organizations and individuals who are working towards the improvement of the
environment.
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We at Napalm Enema Recordings are proud to present our first Horribly Packaged
Hardcore Indie Acid Cassette Release (or H-PHIACR for short):
The "Stoned Crackers" Analog Experimental Acid Cassette Tape, by Electrokinesia.
51 minutes and 21 seconds of Analog experimental Acid insanity!!! SIDE A: 1. Acid
Freedoms (24:17) SIDE B: 1.CHaos Patterns (12:12) 2. Radiation (4:36) 3. Darkno
(5:16) 4. 80schill (5:05)
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