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About Napalm Enema Records:

 

Napalm Enema Records is dedicated to releasing the finest quality Acid and Analog

Electronica music and raising awareness of environmental issues. NER is operated

by an Acid music lover in BC, his Disco chick, an anonymous partner in London,

and a partner in New York. The label serves many functions, and is an Acid Test

for both Acid music artists and Acid fans.

 

NER intends to provide more opportunities for Acid House/Techno/Rave artists to

have their music released. Acid music made with the classic sounds of the TB-303

and other vintage Roland analog synths and drum machines is the origin of most

modern electronic dance music. This excellent, ever-fresh style is gaining a new

generation of fans.

 

In addition to Acid, NER promotes other interesting, innovative analog

Electronica, from Jungle mashups and IDM/Braindance (Innovation in the Dynamics of

Acid) to Experimental analog sounds.

 

NER endeavors to offer the finest quality electronic music at a reduced price, in

an innovative and environmentally conscious way. In addition, NER works towards

raising awareness of, and funding for environmental issues.

 

We at Napalm Enema Recordings bring you only best creative electronic music,

wonderfully mastered, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE PACKAGING WE CAN MANAGE. These days

anyone can take their Photoshopped cover art to the printer across the street to

cheaply and easily produce professional packaging consisting mostly of massive

amounts of glossy colored papers which are wasteful and harmful to the

environment. Then it is shrink-wrapped in yet more unnecessarily wasted plastic,

why? So you can know you were the first to open your CD, is it worth it for the

waste? We at Napalm Enema Recordings don’t think so!

 

Almost everything we buy is overpackaged with extra and unnecessary plastic,

glossy printed boxes along with many other recyclable and non-recyclable

materials. We at Napalm Enema Recordings say, “FOR THE LOVE OF *&^%$& STOP THE

SENSELESS WASTE!!! Let’s stop producing, using, and supporting the production of

unecessary materials that serve little or no purpose before being thrown away as

waste. To do this, we must break the belief that such things are necessary, and

break the cultural habit we have of using them and producing unnecessary amounts

of waste without caring that we are doing so, or worse, caring, but still not

doing anything about it.

 

The music industry has many problems that result in either good music being

unavailable, and/or overpriced. Why should you, the listener, pay extra for

fancy artwork and complex wasteful packaging? At Napalm Enema Recordings, each

unit of music is spontaneously decorated and prepared out of limited common

household waste materials.

 

We use only the finest Type I Normal Cassette tapes for our "Grand Audio Cassette

Collection" (or GACC, for short) releases, and only the finest Avery white labels

obtainable from any stationary store. Our CD sleeves are made from cereal boxes.

You can see the cereal box printing on the inside of the sleeve when you take the

disc out, which is one of our ways of raising awareness. We use only the finest

recycled cardboard boxes for our inserts and "Box Sets." Each is hand cut,

labelled and decorated by our special staff of children and retards.

 

Just kidding, sort of. For our staff we hire only the most desperate young white

males because they are the cheapest labour available. They will work for next to

nothing because they form a sort of “3rd world” within the “1st world” (see the

entire Myspace Music section for a complete list of such individuals. If we don’t

hire them, what will become of them?).

 

We at Napalm Enema Recordings ultimately use this outrageously, unthinkably

rebellious packaging system to draw attention to the ever growing need to address

Environmental issues. Therefore, we hope to work closely with businesses,

organizations and individuals who are working towards the improvement of the

environment.

 

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We at Napalm Enema Recordings are proud to present our first Horribly Packaged

Hardcore Indie Acid Cassette Release (or H-PHIACR for short):

 

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The "Stoned Crackers" Analog Experimental Acid Cassette Tape, by Electrokinesia.

51 minutes and 21 seconds of Analog experimental Acid insanity!!! SIDE A: 1. Acid

Freedoms (24:17) SIDE B: 1.CHaos Patterns (12:12) 2. Radiation (4:36) 3. Darkno

(5:16) 4. 80schill (5:05)

 

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